Siri Scottish Fail

Granted, the only bartending justification I can make for posting this brash NSFW video is a vague reference to McEwan’s Scottish brew (which I’ve never even served).  But hell, it’s my blog and this is probably the most rip-roaring hilarity in a satire video I’ve seen in the past couple of years.  It stars my all-time favorite “poet” on the planet, Gavin McInnes – writer for TakiMag, the greatest alternative, non-PC/unfiltered outlet ever – and founder of Vice Magazine.  His blog rocks too.  And oh, it’s laced with mucho profanity.  You’ve been warned…

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Ordering Drinks

This is intended for customers…

Many folks, quite often, aren’t sure what they’d like to drink when they walk in.  That’s fine.  If the place has one, ask for a drink menu and/or scan the back bar’s inventory.  When you’re ready, make eye contact with the bartender and state your order.

If you’re with a party of 2, 3, 4 or so, DO NOT order until you have all decided what you’d like.  If not, you make the bartender’s life miserable; particularly if the bar is busy and he/she has to make something time consuming one after the other rather than making them all at once (2 Mojitos and 2 Pina Coladas for example).

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