This is intended for customers…
Many folks, quite often, aren’t sure what they’d like to drink when they walk in. That’s fine. If the place has one, ask for a drink menu and/or scan the back bar’s inventory. When you’re ready, make eye contact with the bartender and state your order.
If you’re with a party of 2, 3, 4 or so, DO NOT order until you have all decided what you’d like. If not, you make the bartender’s life miserable; particularly if the bar is busy and he/she has to make something time consuming one after the other rather than making them all at once (2 Mojitos and 2 Pina Coladas for example).
Building on my Things Never to Say to a Bartender article, let’s take things to the next logical level with actions unbecoming of a customer.
- Coming in with no cash (or not enough) and no credit card. This sounds like a freaking joke but you’d be absolutely surprised by the frequency with which this happens. Idiots abound - particularly those with entitlement syndrome. That old gag about having to do the dishes is utter bullshit. If you consume and can’t pay, prepared to have a burly bear of bouncer keep you there while the Po-Po come to lock your dumbass up. I’ve had several instances of customers with no cash trying to pay with a debit card without a MasterCard or VISA logo – it doesn’t work – sorry. Don’t walk into an establishment without adequate funds. Hit the ATM beforehand. Anecdote: I have this seemingly 4-foot tall senior citizen, who lugs un-Godly amounts of personal stuff in Duane Reade bags around, wears an ornate head thingy, and generally looks/speaks like a Hobbit gypsy. She’ll come in from time to time and demand “…ehhh wan taist of Jack Daniels please… I want to see if eet eez ok…” in her broken Romanian-Engrish or whatever it is. I smile and say sorry and she’ll bounce around to every other bartender in the spot. Kind of funny after you get used to it. I think most places have these trolls.
- Blowing your nose in a bevnap and depositing it on the bar in the direction of the bartender. This should be self-explanatory but you’d be shocked at how often this happens. This is absolutely disgusting. Get up and throw it in the nearest trash can.
- Sticking your grubby paws in the condiment tray. Gross! Don’t do it – ever!
- Taking your shoes off. Yes, it actually happens often.
- Tipping in numerous coins. Keep your change.
- Ignoring staff and/or bobbing to the beat with your headphones while being spoken to. We wouldn’t do it to you. How on Earth is this acceptable behavior? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve greeted people with “Hi there! How are you? Can I get you anything?” – they sit there typing away on a phone and offer ZERO response.
- Walking away from the bar for a smoke or to go to the restroom without dropping a credit card or otherwise paying your tab. This is grounds for immediate suspicion and you’re likely to get someone chasing after you even though in most cases, you have no bad intentions. Look at it from the bartender’s perspective. They’d be taking a massive risk.
- Crumbling the odd napkin, french fry, toothpick, etc. in to hundreds of little pieces strewn on the bar. Some folks, strangely, have fidgety fingers and feel the need to endlessly tear things apart. I don’t get it. This is a nasty habit that I’m constantly cleaning up after.
- Staring at staff incessantly. I’ve covered this in other articles. We get that you’re infatuated with certain folks. Quit making it obvious. It won’t get you anywhere.
- Grabbing, poking, caressing, or otherwise touching the staff. Big big NO NO! Don’t do it! Unfortunately, lots of folks are under the impression that this is the best way to get the bartender’s attention – wrong. It’s the best way to put them on the defensive and piss them off. Patiently wait with a needy look, wave nicely, and/or have cash in hand. I assure you’ll be taken care of in due time. Among many other incidents, I once had a somewhat initially pleasant regular descend into absolute batshit craziness. The night he was finally 86′d, this epic flaming, self-indulgent queen offended and drove out a half-dozen customers. He ran up and own the aisles screaming about how we stole from the place, got up on bar and dry humped it, threatened to kill me (err… bitch slap me), and finally reached across the bar and grabbed me. I didn’t take it well.
- Whistling or snapping your fingers for attention. Almost as bad as reaching out and touching someone, ala Ma Bell. This will instantly land you in DouchebagVille with the bartender. Instead, sit patiently, cash or credit card in hand, with a polite needy look. Tip well and be courteous. This will convey to the barkeep that you’re not a problem customer, but a very much desired guest. As I’ve mentioned other posts repeatedly, this will buy you immeasurable and invaluable brownie-points going forward.
- You’ve not engaged the bartender/barmaid (don’t call her that) in conversation other than a salutation, drink order, and thanks. However, you’re determined to take said hotness home with you as you’re in desperate need of some indoor sports. You’re gonna make damned sure he/she remembers and calls you by writing some ridiculous note accompanied by your phone number on the credit card receipt. Yikes! Creepy. Make an effort and chat/flirt first ay?
- Placing trash, used wipes, half-eaten fruit rinds, etc. in the trough or drink prep area. This is again, totally gross. Don’t do it please. The rubber mats you see in the trough and drink prep station are not trash cans. Use your head.
- “Spreading your wings” or otherwise inappropriately taking up space for 17 people. Yep, we’ve got those guys too and yes they’re almost always guys who litterally spread their wings to occupy 3 spaces and/or place their gym duffle bag on one seat and bubble jacket on the other while they sit in the middle. Then, they proceed to get pissed off when heaven forbid another customer rolls up on “their” area. It’s not “your” area dude. Think of it as an airline seat – you’re entitle to one if you’re a patron. Put your shit away and get a grip. Stay home and be the king of your own couch not the neighborhood bar.
- Paying in dozens of coins or a handful of crumpled bills. This is really rude to do not just to bartenders but to anyone in retail.
- Frottage. Questioning many friends over the years and recounting horrible service industry stories, it seems no one has ever heard of this phrase. What it really is in the bar/club sense is non-consensual rubbing. Yes folks, you read correctly. There are a handful of groping, fetish-loving men there. Yes, they’re all men and the victims are always unsuspecting women. This is positively dark, disgusting, enraging behavior but it does happen once in a while. The busier the bar, the more easily it can be concealed for obvious reasons. I’ve had to have more several douchebags tossed over the years for committing this atrocity. The funny thing is, the victims never ever even notice what’s happening! Even their friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands have no clue! Here’s how it works. Creep will order a drink and tip handsomely to distract the bartender. Subsequently, he’ll put a leg up on the brass railing, bar stool and “casually” but regularly rub up on the chick next to him. It can also be a finger, hand, shoulder or whatever. Living in NYC, I’ve see this pretty regularly in packed subway cars as well.
- Catching an attitude when asked for ID. I’m over 40. I look young’ish. I still from time to time get carded. This is almost always the case when hitting a busy club. I don’t unleash my best Oh-God-360, snap my mouth, murmur some curse words, or otherwise throw a titty tantrum. Just give up the goods when asked without fuss. The bar security, servers, and bartenders are just doing their jobs. They’re doing everything they can to avoid getting summoned by the Po-Po and/or losing their liquor license. None of us want to server underage drinkers. It’s not worth it in the slightest. I’ve seen 23 year olds get all nasty and spout out stupidity like “don’t I look old enough?” or “I’m 23 dude!” You’re an ass clown is what you are. Whip out your license pronto and lose the attitude. You’re making my job harder and costing everyone money and dry mouth.
- Ordering from between chatting couples or chasing the bartender from one end of the bar to the other. I get it – you need your booze injection. So do dozens of others. It’s a busy bar. Sit your ass down at or nudge your way into a semi-free spot at the bar and wait patiently with a look of need and/or cash in hand. Give a friendly smile or nod. We’re conditioned to notice folks like you and serve to order. Don’t piss off other customers by forcing your way into their faces. It’s downright rude. Don’t shout your order from 10 feet away from the bar – you’ll get ignored.
- Your credit card is declined but you’re sure as hell going to make sure the bartender runs it 7 more times because something is wrong with his computer. In busy establishments in major cities, you’ll almost always be asked to give up the plastic to hold a tab open upon ordering. Subsequently, the bartender will also pre-authorize a certain amount on your card to make sure you have adequate funds – whether you wind up paying in cash or cc. If your card is declined for whatever reason, I will try to be as gracious as possible about it, especially if you’re with a guest. I’ll say something like “…would you happen to have another card by any chance?” Far too many people get all insulted and fly into a rage. When I ask you for another card, it’s really nice code for “your card was declined.” No amount of re-running will make it not declined. There is absolutely nothing wrong with our computers. They talk to Visa, MC, and Amex nearly instantly. Take a hint. My next couple of retorts will be increasingly accusatory and sharp if you do not. I’m doing my best not to say the “decline” word or otherwise embarrass you. Whip out another card, hit he ATM, or otherwise fund your purchase.
Where to begin? As a customer, your goal is to enjoy your outing at the local watering hole right? You’d like to be treated well, laugh, drink, eat maybe, and maybe be remembered as a good guy/gal upon your next visit aye? With that in mind, let’s take a look at things say that will piss off your bartender and figure out how to avoid them to ensure you’re not mistreated by an enraged server.
- “I’m just waiting for someone…” as you proceed to occupy your stool, the adjoining stool for yet to arrive pseudo-date while you ask for water and the bar is 2 people deep. Your bartender does not give a crap that you’re waiting for Mr/Mrs XYZ or whomever. There is zero need to throw this out there – ever. It’s useless information. Your server just cares that you order something and don’t take up valuable space.
- “You should smile more” A-hole! You know what you just caused? You just caused me not not smile until you’re gone. Never, ever say this to anyone let alone a bartender. It’s just plain stupid and unoriginal. This is usually uttered by someone who is interested in undressing you. You just blew any remote chance you may have had at all. If you want someone’s not smiling, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re upset. It may mean nothing at all. No one I know of walks around with a perma-smile. Perma mouth-agape, yes but not perma-smile. If you want to get that barkeep to smile, how about you be courteous, charming, funny or witty?
- “It’s my birthday” or “It’s my friend’s birthday” Never, ever utter these words to the bartender. You’re not getting any free drinks period.
- “What should I order?” Internal answer: I have no fucking idea!!! Externally, we may smile and hand offer you a “would you like to take a look at the drink menu?” or “do you like drinks which are dry, sweet, fruity, creamy, etc?” to try and narrow down the plethora of options or “our house specialties are…” In reality, when the bar is really busy, this is absolutely troublesome and you’ve instantly made the bartender irate. In clubs I’ve worked at, this type of behavior would result in you being ignored for a good long while. In a bar/restaurant, that reaction often doesn’t fly. I may tell you I’ll be right back while you ponder the display of booze on the back bar, the taps and the menu. Consider also that a drink that one person likes, another my find disgusting. Give us a ballpark idea of what you’d like, ask for a drink menu straight away, or study the beverages on display before you approach the barkeep.
- “I’d like you to bear my children. What time do you get off?” or “You’re hot! What’s your number?” or “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” or “Have you been tested for STD’s recently?” etc. How about some foreplay first eh? You get the picture. You think these are jokes but we get various versions of these questions repeatedly. Read my Macking with the Staff article.
- “What’s your number/email address?” Milder category of the preceding…
- Facebook Friend Request.- In the beginning, God created…whoops – wrong blog! Um… in the beginning of FB, it was all about hooking up with random hotties. Now that every Tom, Dick, Jane, your Grandma, and your Dad are on FB, an etiquette has evolved. Most people are no longer random FB Friend Collectors (I hope). If you’re a customer, regular or not, what business do you have sending a Friend Request where you’ve never hung out with this employee, you don’t have his/her number and otherwise have no relationship other than the fact that you’re a patron??? All this proves in most cases is that you’ve gone through the trouble of finding out the barkeep’s last name, have stalked them online a bit and that equals creepy! Ewwww!
- “I’d like that with little/no ice” Umm…. no. Don’t be surprised if you get a half-filled high-ball or rocks glass. Quit the bullshit. This is a common tactic of a certain class of individual who shall remain nameless and is always trying to get something for free. This person is simply trying to get over on newbie bartenders who are clueless. The reason they keep doing it is because it works in many places and there is an endless stream of said newbie bartenders who will give away the house because they’re inexperienced and clueless. My standard response to this type of request is to offer a shot and a chaser separately to avoid any drama which is sure to come from just about everyone ordering in this fashion. Or, as mentioned, I’ll provide a half-filled glass. When/if the customer complains, I’ll ask if they’d like a double which almost always shuts them up.
- “Make it strong!” Errr…. if you’ve read my other articles, you’ll know how I feel about this one. This request goes hand in hand with the little/no ice request. These are mouthed by cheapskates and freeloaders and handled in a similar fashion. As a customer, if you mouth this phrase, you’ve instantly painted yourself into a corner of the bartender’s brain and not a good one. It’s a placed reserved for the worst customers imaginable outside of non-tipping Eurotrash – the ghetto crowd. I speak of “ghetto” as a mindset and pattern of behavior not where you live nor your skin color. “Ghetto” folks come from all over unfortunately. They often want something for nothing or feel they’re entitled to special treatment. Anyway, I will typically respond “yes, abolutely sir/maam!” and make the drink exactly as I would otherwise and tell them it’s nice and strong. Otherwise, I may use extra ice and fill the drink a bit less than I normally would resulting in a higher concentration of booze. Another trick if you can get away with it is to pour a slight of amount of booze directly down the straw to appease the guest with the first sip. If not, the asking for a double or extra shot dialogue is in order.
- “I’m friends with the owner” Argh!!! This is always bullshit and almost always another case of someone trying to get over. You will be identified and treated as such. If you were the owner’s brother, sister, cousin twice removed, lawyer, etc, you would never drop names and have grand expectations. You would shut the hell up and show up with said owner(s), have their numbers, and generally go about your business unobtrusively.
- “Do you guys do buybacks?” or “Is that one free?” Ugh! Previously covered but worth mentioning again about a thousand times. This is the mother of all bar faux-pas.
- “Can I have a coffee?” This may seem innocuous to you but in the evening while the bar is busy, this is a massive annoyance as the bartender sometimes has to run around for a while to obtain a setup, sugar caddy, cream, spoon, and maybe not so fresh coffee all for the grand sum of a dollar or two for the house and perhaps $.50 cents to a dollar tip. Furthermore, you’re occupying space that could legitimately be used by our favorite type of clientele, the alcoholic – preferably a Suit with a corporate AMEX and a dozen of his buddies. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with ordering coffee – I exaggerate a tad. The daytime lends itself to juch java consumption as does a cooling off period after several rounds of drinks. But when it’s busy at night, this is a major PITA.
- “I’d like a milkshake” This falls into the same domain as the coffee but worse. This is probably the most annoying order you can give to a bartender. It’s messy, non-alcoholic [read: bars like people who drink booze], and most importantly takes a LONG time to make which equals loss of income.
- “Are there any seats anywhere?” or “We’d like to have some drinks but can’t find any seats” This is beyond aggravating. The bar is 3 deep. We have 3 orders for 8 people in our heads, menus in arms, cash in fists, and are carrying on 2 other conversations. Bar stools/seating are the customers’ domain. You must fend for yourself. If you’re exceptionally hot, we’ll drop everything you’re doing, kick out the old dude eating dessert at the far end of the bar and kindly seat you ourselves.
- “Can you ask that chick over there if she has a boyfriend or would like a drink?” Yikes. Creep. No self esteem. Get your pathetic ass up, put the iPhone down and go talk to her.
- “Can I get a glass of water?” as you run into the bathroom fresh off your skateboard, fully jacketed, huffing and puffing, on your wat out the door with zero intention of actually buying anything or ordering anything else.
- “My friend is gonna pay for these drinks. He’s coming in a few minutes.” Umm… NO! You will pay or drop a credit card to hold the tab. Chicks pull this one regularly.
- “We’re just waiting for a table” As you and your party of 7 occupy 1/3 of the bar ordering nothing. If it’s not busy, fine – no problem. The restaurant is happy to have you. But as soon as the bar fills up, you’re costing everyone money. Please wait in the waiting area or order something for all or most of your party while you await a table.
- “Can we transfer our check to a table?” Jesus no! In most restaurant-bars I’ve worked in, the bar is extremely busy. As a result, it’s damned near impossible to track down parties that have moved to a table. Furthermore, the barkeep looks at the situation as a complete loss of gratuity. Again if it’s slow and the tab is relatively small, fine. We’re here to accommodate.
- “Have you seen the movie ‘Cocktail’ with Tom Cruise?” Holy shit! You douchebag. Do you honestly think that (1) I haven’t (2) that I care and (3) that you’re the first moron to bring up that retarded reference? I don’t care about a fictional flair bartender who used nothing but props. Think of something more interesting and original to talk about, if you’re even capable of delving deep enough in your douchebag intelligista arsenal to do so.
Well, well. Aside from quick and easy off the books cash (off the books rarely exists as of the last few years) and sleeping until the afternoon, going home with the bartender is probably the top priority of just about every bartender and patron, man/woman/beast, that has ever stepped foot near a watering hole. Don’t lie. I’ve seen your googly eyes and incessant gleaming smiles. Your brand of crazy only become less inhibited as the night goes on – or worse, progresses to blatant propositions, endless inappropriate staring and pulling a Ma Bell by physically reaching out and grabbing someone. Yikes!
Let’s make one thing perfectly clear – bartenders are working and are in the service business. Pay close attention to that line. What it means is that, much like that lovely girl (what’s her name? Candy Rox?) at the Midtown strip club, bartenders are serving and entertaining you, capitulating to you whims with a smile, routinely flirting and leading you on (regardless of your sexual orientation), in an effort to make as much in tips as they possibly can. Although there are lots of good happy barkeeps in the world, sometimes or I should say often, this is an act – part of the job. We like to keep people happy. Happy customers = well compensated service employees.
Far too many customers are completely disillusioned and misinterpret the bartender’s actions for love interest. Keep it real folks. This is mostly not the case even in the case where you offer and we accept your phone number, email, business card, etc. Sorry to break hearts. Trendy busy bars in particular hire hot help. The reasons are obvious – to attract your business.
Now on the flipside, there are going to be hookup instances. Actually, it’s pretty rampant amongst staff in most places. And yes, it happens between customers and staff as well to a lesser degree. The best way to land that bodacious beauty behind the bar, just like us daydreaming dudes trying to land strippers, is to not be a douchebag. That means (1) having manners/being polite (2) tipping very well [read that one about, I dunno, 100 times] (3) being interesting without being overbearing (4) having a sense of humor [extremely valuable trait] and finally (5) not being creepy [read that one again too].
Not being “creepy” involves many things. Unfortunately for many folks, this is not obvious and direct result of bad stock (e.g., your parents and upbringing). You can’t sit there for 2 hours your eyes emblazoned on the long-haired fox, sporting a skin tight mini-dress and PlayBoy cleaving, slinging beers. Your head can’t be tracking her every movement across 30 feet of bar and your only communication has been “1 beer please.” Jesus H Christmas! You should be in jail not at the bar! You’re prime fodder for the next university Rambo massacre.
Ahh…. aside from free sex with the hot bartender or hot customer, this is probably the most desired item on the agenda of just about every bar patron on the planet.
How do you score free drinks? Don't ask for one! That's Rule #1 and by far the most important. Under no circumstances go out expecting free anything at all – even if you've gotten free drinks there 100 time prior. Always be prepared for and expect to pay in full. Nothing will turn a bartender off more than asking for a free drink. You've instantly painted yourself as a self-righteous, pompous, cheap, non-tipping ass. You've blown it and will almost surely never get a free drink. The only way to extricate yourself from this situation is distraction – a.k.a, massive tipping and getting out of there. Come back another day to do battle and hope that your bartender has forgotten your bar faux pas. If you've tipped massively enough, he/she will remember the cash and not the stupid request. Heck, you might even get the first one or two free. Learn from that idiotic mistake.
Rule #2. As in my other posts, your objective is to project yourself as that problem free, non time-sucking, heavy tipping regular. If you do that, you're pretty much guaranteed to score free drinks – sometimes on the level of more free than not. See where this is going? You can actually wind up spending less over time and making your time at the watering hole much more enjoyable. Even in establishments where you've broken Rule #1 and asked something retarded like "what's the buyback policy here?" you can recover. Your bartender will surely answer something like "we don't do that here." Translation = "What a dick. He's never getting a free drink."
Few things are as infuriating and detrimental to your bartender/customer relationship as when you and your friends hand the bartender/waitress 3 credit cards and 2 stacks of cash, whilst taking 10 minutes to explain how much you want charged on each for your massive $47.35 bar tab. People are busy and that poses a major, major inconvenience to your server.
Firstly, if you want separate tabs, tell your bartender before you place an order and cough up your credit cards to keep the tabs open simultaneously. In some bars, the bartender can’t split checks without the manager and you’ve just delayed him/her and a half-dozen other waiting customers by 5 -10 minutes and caused anger levels to rise substantially whether you realize it or not.
The best thing you can do for yourself is again gain that trust and liking from your local bartender. Paying a tab in full with one card or cash is one of your best options to do that. It saves the bartender time and therefore money. Money makes the bartender happy and you therefore get treated a whole lot better, get it?
For some reason, many, many, many young (early twenties) women in particular like to break these unwritten rules and drive the bartender up the wall. Why on Earth would you hassle someone and split a check of $18 for two drinks by using two cards? Do yourself a big favor for future visits – pay the check with cash or 1 card and tip exorbitantly. Smile, say “thank you. I’m [name]” and walk away.
If your tab is $867.88 I can see sometimes why you might want to split your check. Try not to split it more than two ways. Again, 3 or more cards will drive people nuts. Put yourself in their shoes. Everything is about marketing yourself, and yes your marketing/pimping yourself at the bar, as a problem-free customer that the bartender wants to see come back. I cannot stress enough how far this will get you in having things go your way when you revisit the place. This includes free drinks, the bartender moving people aside so you can have a seat, you getting served first regardless of other orders, free shots, advice, romantic hookups, etc. The less you annoy your bartender, the better treated you will be – significantly.
This is New York City. Even if it weren't, you're patronizing someone else's establishment. What does that mean? You need to be mindful of the house rules fool! Rules can be written but most or not. In other words, follow instruction. If your bartender asks you if you'd like to start a tab, that means he/she needs a credit card to keep the alcohol or even just food and non-alcoholic drinks flowing.
You may be "old" and feel insulted. You may say to yourself "ugh! What an ass! How rude! He doesn't trust me? This is a restaurant dammit [in a restaurant bar case]" or whatever. The bottom line is that in most establishments, if a customer doesn't pay for their bill, the bartender or waiter does! How do you think that might work out if you or just a single one of the dozens/hundreds of customers this employee is serving a night walk out intentionally or get a tipsy and just "forget" to pay? What if that service industry employee is counting on just a couple of hundred dollar night to pay rent and that gets wiped out by one person's neglect, inebriation or malice? Hmm….
It's not an insult. It's just standard practice at most bars in NYC and other busy hubs. Don't be a prick. Give up the plastic or pay cash. You can always pay cash when you're ready to leave and get your card back. No, 99.999% of the time, your bartender is not out to screw you with swiping your card info nor is he/she going to lose your card. It happens but it's extremely rare – like a plane crash on your way to Disney. Can you imagine at a busy, busy bar where a bartender has 10, 15 or even 20 checks open simultaneously? It would be nearly impossible to keep track of everyone without.
In the day when it may be less busy depending on which bar you frequent, where people may be eating more and drinking less booze, it's easier for your barman to keep on top of folks and ensure everyone is served, having a good time and paying their tabs. In this case, you may not even be asked for plastic. Again, don't be insulted if this is not the case come nightfall for reasons stated above.
Various bars have a system of keeping track of open tabs. That may be a check placed in front of where your party sits, memory if not overwhelming, etc. I've seen the occasional customer highly insulted for being "presented" a check when he/she wasn't asking for one. Chill man. It''s just a way for the barman to keep track of who's check belongs to whom. That's all.
On to the customer side of things… You want to try to establish a relationship with one bartender if possible. Try to order from the same person. That doesn't mean insulting the next one that may see your drink nearly empty and being mean. The relationship means building trust and being cool and mostly, making sure the bartender knows you'll be tipping and tipping big. That does not mean telling him/her that you work at Restaurant Chez George or Dempsey's Bar and Grill. It means not being an insulting demanding toolish person complaining nastily about everything from the fans being on, to the candle's making you sick, to not being able to taste the alcohol in your drink, to generally having a nasty attitude.
Bartenders (and waiters/waitresses) deal with some really scummy situations and are shat upon regularly. You can easily score brownie points and subsequent free drinks, digits, dates, valuable information, saved seats, free food, tickets, whatever if you establish yourself as the nice guy/girl who tips big and makes their visit an event to look forward to for the service employee. That said, in a new bar, pay cash and pay up front. Have the cash on the bar before the drinks and food are ever laid in front of you. Tip immediately and go about your business without hassling the barman. Push the cash towards the trough so that your intentions are unmistakably clear. Do not hand people cash or insist they take it. Let them do their thing in their own time. Again, chill and make the bartender aware through your actions that you will be the exception to the annoying, demanding, problematic cheap-ass drunk. If you follow these guidelines regularly, I assure you that you will be the beneficiary in short order. Furthermore, you will wind up spending much less money in the long run.
If you do have a tab, with or without a credit card, when it comes time to pay, here is your opportunity to make sure you are the beneficiary of everything I spoke of above. In addition, you have an opportunity again to be shining star of a standout customer that the bartender wants to see again. If your bill is $20, you don't want to to tip $3 and call a day. No one will remember you. Give up $10 or more. If your bill is $100 I have news for you %20 is not memorable. Tipping $30, $40, $50 or more will get you a big fat smile and most likely free drinks when you return I assure you. Near-term investment, long-term savings and benefits. You make the call.