[Bar Dude #1] Mmm…. You gettin’ smoke on that? Oh yeah! I’m fer sure gettin’ smoke – Hickory embers. The legs on this are workin’ for me. Me? I’m detecting old – ugh- Fromage de Chevre, some vintage Moroccan shoe leather and – uhhhh – magic marker.
[Bar Dude #2] Dude, you’re SO stupid! You’re doing it all wrong! This blend is all mossy with kick-ass tannins and an ever so slight peachy-ness. Err… yeah – and I’m definitely gettin’ some musty Oak on it – and… wait – sweaty ballsac – yeah!
Cool thing is about wine, is that no matter what you say, you’re not wrong and neither the dude next to you with a completely different opinion. The interpretation is nearly all subjective. Sure there are plenty of sommeliers out there and all kinds of technical characteristics that can be applied to wine tasting. But for most folks, again, it’s all in your head – personal preferences.